do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen
"How homo is it?" "So."
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you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yours
After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is literally the best comparison I have ever seen
Is there an age you reach when suddenly your really an adult? Because they say 18 is an adult but everyone who’s 18 is just kind fumbling with their lives and looking for free stuff.
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